Monthly Archives: March 2012

The Universe, It Even Speaks to the Atheists

I breastfed my oldest daughter for nineteen months.  With a mother effing nipple shield.  Eat that suckas! Well, not you, she did, and it worked well. I don’t admit to it as much as I’d like to.  I can stand up on the internet and say that part of getting better breastfeeding rates is for […]
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Weight, Bewbs, Health, Spring Fever

I have not lost any more weight, I have actually gained back everything I lost. First it was dealing with the reality that I was losing some of my milk supply that made me stop tracking.  Then it was getting sick.  Then it was H getting sick and me not sleeping and my milk supply […]
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The Easy One

I quietly have thought it to myself.  I have said it to strangers, coworkers, friends.  We have silently nodded over it to each other.  This one, she’s the easy one.  This one is the payback for the other one. M is fierce, fiery, strong, always has been.  She is a perfect oldest child.  She can […]
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If we had been just friends, and you did what you did, we would no longer be friends.  I would have cut my tied, and written you off, for good.  However, because we’re family, blood, I’m supposed to just forgive you so things can “get back to the way they were”.  Really? —————————- Mummy wants […]
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